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Mutalik– The Employment Generator February 11, 2009

Filed under: Politics — omus @ 10:20 pm

By now everybody must be knowing who is Mutalik…..the villian born in name of Indian culture. But just see how much employment oppurtunities he has created in this time of “PINK SLIPS”. PINK, there comes the word, which Mutalik has allergy to. Now he will presented with PINK CHADDIS, PINK DHOTIS, everything pink….right from day starter PINK toothpaste to day ender PINK BEDSHEETS & PILLOWS. Mutalik, welcome to the PINK world.

 Now just imagine how much pink dye, linen, textiles etc. must be used to make all these. Already rumours are out that “PINK” products are being black marketed at high prices…wow…profits in times of bankrupcy.

 Already pink chaddis are out of stocks in markets. In retaliation, Mutalik will be gifting  Sarees. Textiles workers are stretching themselves to meet the demand of both chaddis & sarees. Some oppurtunistic enterpreneur has set up a make shift shop, making PINK gift boxes, with all sorts of pink products in it, employing hundreds ( in this period of unemployment). Also the so called culture guards, are getting contractual employment, gettign paid on hourly basis of hooliganism. The bars are flooded like never before. Full occupancy in this time of conservative spending.

 So thats a tricky way of cheating “RECESSION”. Already BJP govt of Karnataka has added a % in its GDP growth forecast, because of this wave of consumption. Profits in era of losses, Employment in time of Pink slips. Mutalik is becoming an employment generating machine in itself….and Western world has a lesson to learn from this.

So everybody Happy Pink Day (as 14th Feb will be called soon).


Solution to Indian security — Create IndoPak August 1, 2008

Filed under: Politics — omus @ 7:07 pm

Impossible is Nothing……and IMPOSSIBLE spells I M POSSIBLE.

If East and west Germany can reunite…why not India and Pakistan?


लालू की ट्रेन …… फायेदे में कैसे ??

Filed under: Politics — omus @ 6:48 pm
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लालू की ट्रेन …… फायेदे में कैसे ??
१) passenger train ko fast train bana do…..Rs 20 extra on all tickets….god he is genius….no investment….but returns & only returns.
२)Increase reservation time …… & he knows one fact….no. of tickets cancelled is directly propotional to reservation time…….god he is genius…again… no investment….but returns….BIG.
And so no wonder…how come railways are in profit…& no doubt he should go & teach in HARVARD……all companies will love RETURNS WITHOUT INVESTMENTS.
3) Now 3 seats in side rows as well. When people are thinking of getting comfort in railways, minister is going the other way….treating Passengers as a pack of goats packed in a compartment.
And the minister call this innovation….and i will call it deteroition….
Where is innovation…when the
1) person has to ADJUST to get a sit….is ADJUSTMENT INNOVATION??????
2) When one is not able to sit upright..even in present designs. 
3) What will happen a group of senior passengers
4) When there is no provision of a single dustbin in the compartments..and so one finds WORLDs largest garbage stacks beyond the indian railways track.
5) When there is no water in wagons ..even during monsoon season…forget what must be happening in Summer season.
Looks like Ministers’ definition of INNOVATION is making people to ADJUST more.
6) When person in “upper berth” has to deal with hottest conditions, besides not able to sit upright.
7) When Window is accessible to only 3 out of 8 people, which will become 3/9 in new designs.
Sir where is your INNOVATION to solve these problems.
 Interestingly…none of FEEDBACK sites work in Indian Railways…thats good innovation to avoid people IRE.
Sir where is your innovation, when the you take pride in being largest service provider, but donot mind when your website fells 90% of the time.