This piece is dedicated of course firstly to THE GOD and then to the unknown person who inspired to write this. Some parts of this article i got it from a forwarded mail and i added more from inspiration.
Rajni, as you know is obviously the un-challenged king of South Indian movies. Rather anything less than GOD, undermines his stature.And because of this, he has also been talking points of many mails, more specific funny mails.
So just trying to consolidate all of this i have, to have a perfect stress buster for all readers. But before that just a disclaimer. The article is no way intentioned to hurt sentiments of Rajini fans (me included– i became a die hard fan, after seeing chandramukhi).
So ULTIMATE TRUTH FOLLOWS:
1) There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of creatures Rajnikant has allowed to live
2) Rajnikant counted to infinity – twice
3) There’s always two sides of a coin. For gravity, on one side is Newton, the other is Rajini sir.
4) When Rajnikant does a pushup, he isn’t lifting himself up, he’s pushing the Earth down.
5) Comets donot crash on earth as they fear Rajinikant.
6) Rajnikant doesn’t wear a watch, HE decides what time it is.
7) Rajnikant gave Mona Lisa that smile.
8 ) Rajnikant does not get frostbite. Rajnikant bites frost.
9) Remember the Soviet Union? They decided to quit after watching a Padayappa on Satellite TV
10) There are no races, only countries of people Rajnikant has beaten to different shades of black and white.
11) Rajnikant doesn’t actually write books, the words assemble themselves out of fear.
12) Rajnikant can divide by zero
13) Rajnikant is the only person, Osama Bin laden fears.
14) There’s nothing called Spacesman. Rajini is tha man who creaed space.